This year’s Black Friday shopping spree set me back almost a grand. And though the deals seemed nice, 35% off of a cycling trainer and 40% off the retail price for a micro wave oven which will replace the old one which called it quits yesterday, I just realized these deals actually suck compared to
Mr. Skin’s Black Friday life time membership deal.
Two, three years from now the cycling trainer will be obsolete because it won’t support the latest virtual reality gadgets on the market and the micro wave oven will either break down by then or become obsolete because it doesn’t support IoT yet.
But
Mr. Skin’s Black Friday life time membership deal, as stated, lasts for a life time. All upgrades and updates included. I am almost certain that 20 years from now, I’ll be able to check the latest nude movie scenes with a Mr. Skin membership on my micro wave oven while defrosting my meal or go through all
Alexandra Daddario’s nude movie scenes during a VR ride on my cycling trainer, it’s just that I’ll have to buy another five models before that.
No such thing with
Mr. Skin’s Black Friday life time membership, pay once, use for the rest of your life.
